A percentage of Americans were today jubilant over the success of that bloke, you know the one with the grey hair, won in someplace and might now be on course to be president, or not.
"It was a mammoth night," admitted one fan of one of the participants.
"I'm not really sure what we did today but I got a free badge and I got to make that guy more important."
The fan then pointed to a tall guy chatting to a short guy, only to be told that was actually one of the other candidates.
In reply the fan admitted he'd only voted for what's his face because his name reminded her of oven chips.
The race is still on between the grey haired guy and the guy with the silly name while that bloke from 9/11, you know the bald one, has dropped out.
In the Eastern Conference Premier Second Division it's still between that ex-first lady woman, the guy who looks a bit like Tiger Woods and the Chicago Bears.
With just 19 more caucuses, 12 Primaries, 9 Secondaries, 73 Conclaves, 19 Luaus, 42 Garden Parties and a Bar Mitzvah to go things are really hotting up in the race to see who gets to be in the race to the White House.