There was widespread shock across the popular cybergirlongirl.co.uk chatrooms today when it was discovered one member of the lesbian-only site, Melinda Cranxford, was discovered to be not only a woman, but a lesbian.

"It's abysmal," ranted site member FoxyRoxy36D, "We come on here to meet hot bisexual girls, not women who only like women."

Roxy, real name James Lovemeat, a 42 year old father of one from Nailsea, was the first member to complain about Cranxford when she repeatedly refused to take part in threesome cyber sex.

"It was a real shock when I asked her the standard question "would you ever go with a bloke" and she replied no!" Exclaimed Roxy/Lovemeat.

"Standard chatroom protocol is to say yes and make up a quick story of a drunken fumble which fired off a secret desire for sex with men..."

Cranxford also failed to take part in the site's most popular fantasy, the woman given a magical penis and allowed to have sex exactly like a man.

When the AJNN crew researched the 192,494 members of the site 192,493 admitted to being male with the final member asking for 14 years of crossdressing as a panto dame to be taken into consideration.