(Washington): The UN today were forced into an emergency seating after George Bush announced the United States of America had invaded yet another facist dictatorship in hope of freeing it's downtrodden masses, Iowa.
The attack, codenamed Operation Buckwheat, began with a sudden surge of armed forces from across America and many of it's Allies.
In a worrying development there were reports that many US soldiers were already placed in the largely farming country known in American as Iowa, also known in the native tongue as Iowa.
After a drive that moved forces deep into the heart the invasion stalled for a short time when all enemies appeared to be under deep cover, meaning a complete lack of resistance and a disturbingly easy entrance.
The seemingly peaceful invasion however took a turn for the worse when, in the middle of an advance into capital Des Moines, Corporal Hank Callaghan was given a rather nasty slap by Iowan resident Edith Prickleton after he trampled the hydrangeas in her front garden.
From that point the invasion was stepped up from Condition Taupe to Condition A-Sort-Of-Greenish-Blue and Martial Law declared.
"I can't wait to visit a free Iowa," exclaimed President Bush in a national address.
"I feel we've struck a... a... a strike against the enemy in the War on Terror."
However a short press conference was called by deposed Iowa Governer Chet Culver.
"With full respect to the Commander in Chief I make the following statement... You don't have to invade everywhere with a four letter name beginning with an I you inbred hick.
"Thank you for coming."
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2008-03-03 @ 22:33