(Cambridge): There were waves of shock running through the magical otherworlds today when writs were served against one of it's most popular charitable philanthropists.
According to official court records Mr E. Bunny of 12, the Burrows, Fairy Forest has been named Defendant in a class action lawsuit featuring approximately 9 million cases of supplying an addictive substance knowingly.
Mr Bunny has been distributing rich chocolate snacks around the world for many decades now but is now becoming the rather big butt of the obese's problems.
"He knew he'd get me hooked," said Mrs Zelda Fremington of Chicago, Illinois.
"Once I had one... I knew there was no chance of me ever giving up."
His goods, known on the street as 'brown', 'yummy' and 'nom nom', have gone so far around the world to be recogniseable to most of the civilised population.
"It's all his fault I'm like this," said Fremington, a mother of one who's trailer is the largest in the park of 4,000.
"Some day's I eat so much of his gear I can barely finish an entire Bargain Bucket from KFC..."
Mr Bunny has so far been unavailable for comment but the prosecuting lawyers, Robbem, Filchem and Nabbit, have released the following statement.
"This is just the first case where a so-called "imaginary" character will be brought to task for problems they themselves recklessly create."
One more class action suit is currently being prepared by Robbem, Filchem and Nabbit.
Reportedly it is against a Mr Patrick Saint, prosecuting against various regretted sexual encounters due to the partaking of Guinness as promoted by his Holy self in March.
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