(London): ITV were today celebrating commissioning a brand new Reality TV show called 'Cut Out The Middleman' that promises to streamline the Reality TV genre.
The show will avoid the current short stop for entrants in either musical theatre, the world of pop or talkshows and move straight to the end product.
"It's making things a lot more simplistic," said ITV spokesperson Michael Paid.
"Right now entrants go through so many levels, the selection process, the show itself, the trauma of voting off or eviction, then another useless middle stage of some kind of fame before the final destination of panto star or Big Issue salesperson."
To successfully pass the audition process all entrants will need to show a complete lack of shame or self interest.
"Why make these poor people go through a pop career or some kind of West End show simply to fade into a more logical job," asked Paid.
"This way we 'Cut Out The Middleman' and they end up where we all know they will..."
There have already been thousands of entrants hoping to win Season One's big prize, the chance to present the Crochet Hour on QVC between 3 and 4am with a guaranteed spot in the Wilton on Tone village production of Peter Pan as second Pirate on the left.
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