(Barnsley): The world economical markets were stabilising today after a revolutionary scheme by a local bank teller turned the credit crunch around.

Wilfred Trundle, a 42-year-old employee from the Cemetery Road branch of Lloyds Bank in Barnsley, thought up his inventive scheme while working on a quiet Thursday afternoon.

"So, there I was behind the counter and it came to me like an epiphany," said the unmarried stamp collector.

"The world's issues are all down to not having enough money... so why not make some more, it's only ink and paper after all?"

After a little work in Photoshop Trundle printed 4.7 billion pounds on his Hewlett Packard deskjet and brought it in to see his appreciative bosses.

"We couldn't believe none of us had thought of it before," said Bank Director Brian Tamland.

"When Wilfred gave us his PDF we all went home and printed off 12 gazillion pounds, our bank was secure and when we went on a bit of a spending spree it rescued everyone else too!"

There was a deep sense of embarrassment around the world's markets when the plan came to light with numerous banking and stock market officials showing shame that they hadn't thought up the "Trundle Perogative" before now.

"The man is a genius," said 64 year-old Ernst Hepplemeyer, a banker with the Royal Bank of Scotland.

"Now we're all printing our own money so many problems have been solved... after being single for 40 years I only have another trillion to print and I'll have enough money to date Heather Mills."

Tune in tomorrow as we'll be taking you through all the steps to printing your own money, ONLY on tomorrows AJNN.